Cute women
Sometimes if you whine enough about not getting laid in public, eventually a cute woman will hit you up.
What will happen?[edit]
You have to take the perspective of the cute woman. The cute woman in the United States can find thousands or even millions of men in her immediate area to do whatever she wants at any time. However, you, the reader, will only be thinking about her specifically. This incongruency creates a situation where she feels you are disposable and doesn’t quite respect the fact that you are important to her.
Solutions[edit]
According to Jimmy Soul
"If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
She'll always give you peace of mind
Don't let your friends say
You have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly
Her eyes don't match
Take it from me she's a better catch
Say, man
Hey, baby
I saw your wife the other day
Yes
Yeah, she's ugly
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook, baby