Gymcel

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A gymcel is an incel who copes by thinking that he’ll turn into a chad if he goes to the gym and works hard. While gaining muscle does increase your chances with women on Tinder an enormous amount in highly populated areas, many incels believe this does not apply outside online dating if you have a short stature, small physical frame, or less than attractive face. At the end of the day, most incels would benefit by gymcelling, especially fatcels who need to lose bodyfat to show their bone structure, or skinnycels who are just skin and bones, and could use extra muscles in their neck, shoulders and torso.

Scientific proof that face>body[edit]

A research study in 2007 which analyzed evolutionary behavior confirmed the following:

“For both sexes, face attractiveness predicted overall attractiveness more strongly than did body attractiveness, and this difference was significant in males.”[1]

Downhill D Miller[edit]

Downhill D Miller

Downhill D Miller is a super nice gymcel vlogger, who happens to have a very strangely shaped, large nose and pinhead. His gymcelling has not brought many women to the comments of his Youtube channel or his real life. In fact, he’s a 43 year old virgin! So much for weightlifting! He attributes his inceldom to social anxiety and depression, but many people think he just needs a nosejob.

Female reaction to a faceless gymcel[edit]

Some gymcels love to completely exclude their sub8 faces from their dating profiles. Here’s how females react when they do that:

Gymcel expectation vs reality[edit]



Chico says it all[edit]

Chad simply doesn’t have to gymcel. He knows that since his facial structure is already near perfect, gymcelling would simply be a waste of time and effort.

References

  1. Marianne Peters, Gillian Rhodes, Leigh W. Simmons: Contributions of the face and body to overall attractiveness, Animal Behaviour, Volume 73, Issue 6, June 2007, Pages 937-942; https://doi.org/10.1016/j.anbehav.2006.07.012

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