|John Humphrey Noyes|
|Birth:||February 22, 1788|
By including this public figure on this wiki, we are not necessarily implying they are incel (involuntarily celibate) or are in any way associated with incels. Furthermore, with regards to any actual incels listed on this wiki, inceldom is a life circumstance, not an insult or a movement/community.
John Humphrey Noyes was a 19th century cryptochad fakecel, “with a gangly neck and slouching shoulders”, who, “fretted over how good looks were the key to success, especially when pursuing women”. Sam Dresser notes, “Little did he know that he would go on to have sex with dozens of women, fathering children with at least nine in a ten-year period", after he cultleadermaxxed by starting a church devoted to free love.