Sex tents

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Like the other members of what Sammy calls “the biggest rock band in the world,” [Sammy] had his own sex tent underneath the stage.
—marinji magazine
Sammy Hagar on stage

Sex tents are what the rock and roll guitarist Sammy Hagar (and allegedly other members of Van Halen[1]) used to have sex with multiple women during their rock concerts.

They would have so much sex that their sperm would regularly run out.[2]

Sammy and his groupies[edit]

Multiple tents were set up by Sammy's crew underneath the relevant stage. During his rock & roll performances, Sammy would have a pick of hundreds of women and choose his favorite, "5 or 6",[3]

While Van Halen was performing a guitar solo, roadies would lead the women to the sex tents underneath the stage.

Sammy would proceed to have sex with the groupies, one after the other, each night.

Unlike a truecel, Sammy's sexual opportunities came so frequent that he never had any sexual insecurity and his depression was solved.

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